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IF you choose to use Myspace, it’s only really good for one thing: finding out which people are not worth your time.

Countless times i’ve found myself clicking on a new friend’s page, and being unable to read anything, because the person put some image in the background that is so detailed, you can’t even read the text on the page. Now I won’t be able to know that God is someone you’d like to meet; and maybe for the better.

Also, don’t have any music on your page. I just click it right off. I don’t even care if its a song I like, I don’t want to hear it. I don’t understand people’s fascination of forcing their preferences upon me. You’ve done this where you listed you’re favorite music–I get it, you like shitty music.


You did this to me.

Frankly, i’ve found myself being relieved when the person hasn’t spent the hours using some editor to make their virtual page “theirs” with cool graphics, images, and videos. All these things do is make it more and more impossible to view any text explaining why I shouldn’t think you are nuts.

The only useful page is one that has no music so I don’t have to click it off and readable text so I can see which people’s original works of art you are using to claim your own originality.

Don’t be a dumbass.

PS. Facebook INITIALLY was a streamlined method of communicating information effectively, BUT since the advent of the applications feature, those that have LSD-laced myspace pages can migrate similar habits to Facebook. Well done.

If you are epileptic, don’t click here.

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Put it down and stop being a consumer. Women don’t make sexual decisions based purely on scent – the gym tells us this. There isn’t a place on this world where the scent of a man out-values that of his wealth, charm, looks, or social class, let alone a scent purchased for less than a Coffee Bean Cinnamon Roll (btw, highly recommended when heated in a microwave).

Everyday, men are provided with new and inexpensive ways to attract women without actually asking a girl what she wants to smell when you walk by? When it comes to fragrance, and in many cases, shaving products, the best companies are those that have been around for decades and whose products don’t only come in Aerosol form.

I think this all stems from to the basic causal relationship between women and men: Women don’t like cheap men, and an Axe man is a cheap man. Therefore women don’t like a man who wears Axe.


Ah, Smells Like Attractive!

Further Ranting after the jump
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Do to our Libertarian views, this type of media is only a step in the right direction and a good laugh as well.


Special Thanks to Mr. T-Bone.

If you would like to read further, we encourage you to peruse the following web links:
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Norml

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