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It doesn’t matter what song it is – it still sucks.

Even if its a cool little jingle of bells and whistles – I don’t want to hear it, and no one else does either.

Whatever song you choose will be annoying after hearing the same 30 second excerpt over and over and over again, since the only people who actually buy ringtones are the type of people who will get calls and texts more often than the standard cell phoner.  Moreover, the people who buy more than one ringtone or make their own ringtones are the kind of people who enjoy high gas and commodity prices since they are used to throwing money down the drain. These are also the type of people who purchase goods and services from commercials on television. They have numerous free samples of Celebrex, many prescriptions for Levitra, a couple Ronco Food Dehydrators, and Royal Diamond Cookware.

I feel that specific judgments can therefore be made and drawn based on a persons choice of the form of indication for an incoming missive.  Lets say in the odd event I go to a “club and/or bar”, if I meet a young lady with a hip and cool ringtone, I involunarily ask myself what else is wrong with this person.

If they are making this psychotic and horrible decision, what other sick choices could they be making in life?

I choose not to find out.

PS. I used to work at this talent agency in beverly hills and along with the hundreds of calls per day that became routine, I had to also listen to the same jingle that came from this one fat junior agents desk all day as she got sms updates from Jdate. I would routinely scream out “VIBRATE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE” to no avail. However, I grew to enjoy the jingle as I soon became its source. Julie, Bob Sterncohenmanberg says hello.

Good Times.

 
One of the few businesses driven by pure stupidity.

 

 

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